sam.life

Classic Sam

• "Fuck yes. I've got a website."
• "(Holds biscuit over tea) This is an independent creator (lifts biscuit) and this is a platform (lifts tea). (Dips biscuit into tea) And this is J**K."
• "I woke up this morning and thought it was Saturday."
• "I had a really big sneeze this morning."
• "Got to talk to Mo about dilapidations."
• "Oh! I was multiplying by 60 instead of dividing by 60."